Sometimes I forget that I can make my life easier by delegating tasks
to an expert. Dentists and therapists and financial advisors are
important, but I could make an argument for the sanity a maid and
a writer could help you leave intact!
Lorette preparing to review the Ethiopian cuisine
at Wazema Restaurant, Toronto.
Here are some ways in which a person might need a writer:
You have to write a letter report, speech,
blog, review, article, etc. You just can’t find the words.
It would be much easier to tell me the gist in point form over the
phone (or by email), and then let me do the worrying.
You just opened a restaurant. By investing
a surprisingly small sum, you’ll get informative and witty
blurbs for your menu, and all glaring spelling errors that other
establishments let slide will disappear.
You might need a writer when you’re working on a writing project.
Don’t feel overwhelmed: let me help guide you and inspire you.
Perhaps you have a church or blues circle newsletter you just can’t
get off the ground because you aren’t a writer, but you need
content.
Maybe you think your web content needs more,
or needs a lift. Or it’s so bad that you have no idea your site is filled with embarrassing
spelling problems or it’s boring. That’s a shame when you
aren’t boring, and neither is your product. But hey, you’re
not a writer. It’s showing.
You’re a magazine or site and need reliable, accurate, experienced
coverage for a story. You’d like it to have personality and flare
as well.
Stop fretting and pick up the phone.
It’s not nearly as expensive as you think. You’ll look
good. We’ll have fun together. If you’re not sure about
me, read my fan mail. Then call me up. You will have an inspiring,
positive experience. You’ll wonder why you didn’t call
me before. I can make your life easier. Let me.
Lorette covering an art function at Shampoo salon,
with star stylist Daniel Hogan.